Thursday, 22 January 2015

IPL Jai Ho

IPL JAI HO!
22nd January, 2015

The jolly and adorable Srini was on to his tenth cup of kapi in the neighbourhood Saravana Bhavan on a sweaty, smelly Madras morining, when the lovable Lalit (no relation to Lalit Suri of Lalit Hotels fame) turns up along with Fast Gun Murugan in tow. Srini, though in a jolly mood, was nevertheless not happy to be disturbed at his morning ritual of a dozen cups of kapi. Lalit, who had just landed from London (via an unkempt Air India flight) could not be bothered with niceties…he had but one aim!

And Lalit comes to the point over his fourth cup of kapi…

Lalit: Kick out MSD and put me in the board of India Cements.
Srini: I’m getting tired of MSD as he is turning out to be LSD…but that isn’t reason enough for me to commit suicide.
Lalit: Well then, I will give the BCA guy all the inside info.
Srini: Go ahead…! Have changed all the rules, the accounts and the passwords…yeah … just go ahead!

Lalit is unhappy. He goes to amma and then anna and then appa but every thambi, dikda and hari were supporting Srini. He is scared of going to Mumbai as he could get thrashed by the guards at the CCI and all those myriad gymkhanas dotting tony Bombay. He cannot go to Jaipur as Shilpa had threatened to kiss him a la Prince Charles or was it Richard Gere or was it both…gawd…so difficult to keep up with Shilpa! Then he heads back to cold & wet London, where he goes to the Queen who listens to him patiently and then threatens to knight him! Lalit runs and runs and runs and finally reaches Pragati Maidan and via Appu Ghar he reaches the pinnacle of justice in India…the Supreme Court! He calls up the BCA guy and goads him to file a case against Srini.

The wiggies at SC do a rethink and end up linking Srini with BCCI, IPL and ICC and one of them, who played Scrabble fiendishly well, derived that the letter ‘I’ was the culprit and like a holy cow astrologer, tells Srini to drop all the ‘I’s in his life! Srini, of course, was made of stronger mettle and he laughed it off!

And then we know what happened today…!

Kali Prasad

from Tongue in Cheek

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