Monday, 21 March 2016

Hero, Heroine and Heroid

Hero, Heroine and Heroid

Writhik wanted to confess and he found Sallu bhai was willing to listen. Writhik told Sallu that he was a fake and that he took heroids to look tough. He told Sallu, that was how he got the energy to learn and practice dance with Shy Mack…and that all the six of his packs were also a result of those very heroids…that he was feeling depressed and wanted to know what to do…! Sallu comforted Writhik by saying that his physique was also a result of heroids and that there was no need to feel bad about it. Writhik was so overwhelmed with this that he hugged Sallu like he would have Sue!

Sallu discussed this with Shrek over a cup of tea in the evening and told him that this was in confidence. Shrek laughed and said that there was no need to keep it a secret…he was also using heroids to improve his physique…and told Sallu a secret…in OMO, all his 8 packs were painted…to this…Sallu broke down howling with laughter…’that ain’t no secret, those packs looked as fake as your hair color’…ha ha ha! Shrek took offence and went off to Gori to cry on her shoulder.

Shrek, the next day, met Achter and narrated his 101 with Sallu. Achter told him that it was an open secret that everyone used heroids to improve their physique and well-being. Shrek was shocked to hear that and asked him as to why he was still so skinny despite the heroids…and Achter told him that he has been running since he copied one Milk Ha.

Seeing that there was nothing to be gained, Shrek went to Achsay to find out if he too was using heroids. Achsay was miffed and told Shrek in no uncertain terms that his packs and his bod were as original as could be. Shrek booed him and left to meet some youngsters like Sher the Tiger and Sun the Suraj. Both of them were using heroids.

The Don, of course, heard of all this and wanted to get into the business of supplying heroids. He told his henchman Shakill to make a beginning. Shakill gave back a report after a couple of months that one piggy chopsticks did very well as a boxer after using their specially formulated heroids and that he was continuing the dosage with Pari and Sona who were desperate to shape up. The Don was thrilled with the success and entrapped more and more and even branded his product…


…Haemherroid!

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