Hero, Heroine and Heroid
Writhik wanted to confess and he found Sallu bhai was
willing to listen. Writhik told Sallu that he was a fake and that he took
heroids to look tough. He told Sallu, that was how he got the energy to learn
and practice dance with Shy Mack…and that all the six of his packs were also a
result of those very heroids…that he was feeling depressed and wanted to know
what to do…! Sallu comforted Writhik by saying that his physique was also a
result of heroids and that there was no need to feel bad about it. Writhik was
so overwhelmed with this that he hugged Sallu like he would have Sue!
Sallu discussed this with Shrek over a cup of tea in the evening and
told him that this was in confidence. Shrek laughed and said that there was no
need to keep it a secret…he was also using heroids to improve his physique…and
told Sallu a secret…in OMO, all his 8 packs were painted…to this…Sallu broke
down howling with laughter…’that ain’t no secret, those packs looked as fake as
your hair color’…ha ha ha! Shrek took offence and went off to Gori to cry on
her shoulder.
Shrek, the next day, met Achter and narrated his 101 with
Sallu. Achter told him that it was an open secret that everyone used heroids to
improve their physique and well-being. Shrek was shocked to hear that and asked
him as to why he was still so skinny despite the heroids…and Achter told him
that he has been running since he copied one Milk Ha.
Seeing that there was nothing to be gained, Shrek went to
Achsay to find out if he too was using heroids. Achsay was miffed and told
Shrek in no uncertain terms that his packs and his bod were as original as
could be. Shrek booed him and left to meet some youngsters like Sher the Tiger
and Sun the Suraj. Both of them were using heroids.
The Don, of course, heard of all this and wanted to get
into the business of supplying heroids. He told his henchman Shakill to make a
beginning. Shakill gave back a report after a couple of months that one piggy
chopsticks did very well as a boxer after using their specially formulated
heroids and that he was continuing the dosage with Pari and Sona who were desperate
to shape up. The Don was thrilled with the success and entrapped more and more and
even branded his product…
…Haemherroid!
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