The Trumpet has been sounded!
Uncle Sam likes to make everything interesting like a
primetime television series. And people of every country, including the
American people, revel in these displays of poor acting, poor script and poor
direction! Rich countries mock, poor countries laugh! Even the Mars Rover stops
roving at such times. Even Jupiter’s perpetual storm stops at these times. The
entire world becomes a stage. The trumpet has been sounded and it sounds
boorish while the crumpet dances with missteps! However, everyone has to live
with it. AP called for an interview of the braying Trumpet by Helen D and Opera
W. Crumpet does not want to be left behind and decides to crash the gates of
the studio.
At Universal Studios, 7pm (Pacific Standard)
Helen D: Welcome Trumpet, what is it that the followers
of the star spangled banner can expect from you?
Opera W: Yes, what exactly and how exactly can the pie
get better?
Trumpet: Ban all ethnics.
Crumpet: Me me … we are an ethnic group in other
countries! So, if we ban them, they will ban us!
Trumpet: What nonsense, we will make everything very
economical…better than those Chinese guys do! Then the world will be loving us.
Crumpet: Cheapskate!
Helen D: Oh my God…we are dropping to the level of a
third world country!!!
Crumpet: Come on Helen that is not true. China is not
third world…you know that!
Trumpet: Oh no…she meant Mexico…
Opera W: Somebody listen to me…we are not Chinese or
Mexican!
Trumpet: But I saw you gulp down four tacos filled with
chinese fried rice…yuck…!
Crumpet: Oh my…that is my favorite…
Opera W: Thank you Crumpet…my vote is for you!
Helen D: OK Alright, if you guys have finished with
dinner, can we get on with more important stuff? Trumpet, you said that you
will get all the jobs back to home…how do you plan to achieve that?
Crumpet: He didn’t mean that, we can hardly do our own
homework and am sure that he has not done his. Who the heck will prepare my
telephone bill???
Trumpet: There you see…lazy folks…we should do all of our
jobs ourselves…no more outsourcing, no more H1B diseases…
Opera W: That is not a disease; it is like a work permit…
Trumpet: Huh…
Crumpet: See, he has not done his homework…
Helen D: OMG…we will be like any third world country…we
will be doing our own work… jeez! Who will do my laundry…who will deliver my
newspaper…???
Opera W: Yes…who will operate the supermarkets…who will
operate those potels… who will operate the gas stations…egads…who will drive
those cabs???
Crumpet: See, where he is taking us…
Trumpet: Come on dammit, it ain’t so serious after all…we
do have 50 million ethnics already neutred…shit neutralized…double
shit…naturalized…yeah…there…I got it!
Crumpet: Oh dear God…what will we do!
Helen D: I have decided … no vote for Trumpet!
Opera W: Ditto here…no vote for Trumpet!
Crumpet: True…no vote for Trumpet!
Trumpet: And who the heck do you think will become the
President? I want that Air Force One…it is better than my jet…dammit…I want
that Marine One too and whatever else is One…I like it…I get it…no ifs and
buts…and you the believers of Uncle Sam… you will vote for me…like it or not!
Back to the Future: December, 2016
Trumpet is installed in a white house. And the world
can’t stop hearing his noises.
Somewhere in the Black Forest:
Angel, Cameroon, NaMo, Poutin, Turning Bull, French
Holland (what the hell?) and Abe (not the Lincoln) in unison… ‘So what is new?’
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