Uncle is so funny!
There was once a bunch of determined people who decided
that they had enough of royal icing. They got in a boat and sailed across a
great ocean and landed right bang in the midst of a tea party somewhere in a
massage person’s chestnut field! After that invigorating cuppa, they got to
work and work they did, diligently…digging up everything along the way to a
place called El Dorado!
They struck gold and oil and became wealthy and wise…or
so they thought! They refused to follow the path of any religion, they felt
that they were above anything parochial, but they did have one icon and they
named it Uncle Sam.
Over the time, they grew wealthier, they grew wiser and
surprisingly, they became lazy!
To maintain their so called status and to keep increasing
their wealth, they wanted someone else to work for them. And lo and behold,
they started importing people from other countries to work for them and to
build up their wealth.
They coined a term ‘Ethnic’ and called all those imported
people that. Now the ‘ethnic’ folks got cheesed off as they had their identity
like African or Mexican or Cuban or Haitian or Puerto Rican or Indian or
Chinese, etc. They also felt that they did not have liberty or equality or
justice as promised by the poor constitution of those ‘determined people’! So
they called in guy called Grisly Ham who started fighting for their rights. But
he really did not make any difference.
The ‘ethnic’ folk then decided to teach ‘the bunch of
determined people’ (otherwise known as white skinned palefaces) a lesson and
for some reason named them ‘wasps’! This only enraged the ‘wasps’ and they
retaliated by starting an organization called ‘K Cube’ to keep the ‘ethnic’
folks under control.
The members of ‘K Cube’ wore funny looking dresses and
hats in the shape of a cone and the ‘ethnic’ folks laughed their guts out. This
gave them an idea and one of them going by the name Wine da Bone started
recording the antics of the ‘wasps’. Wine da Bone made a library of those
recordings and his great grandson who inherited them, went commercial and
created ‘AFV’ a series on the funny escapades of the ‘wasps’!
200 hundred years later, the ‘ethnic’ folks found that
they outnumbered the ‘wasps’ and ‘AFV’ went national and then international and
was declared an educational television series with every tax being exempted.
And that is how today we learn of the history of Uncle Sam and his followers.
PS: This is purely humor and no ill-will is harbored against anyone.
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