HOW TO PROTECT YOUR PC
Everybody’s PC was under threat and there is a massive effort in putting a ring of security, nay, multiple rings or levels of security around PC. A conference call from the Big Apple was tapped into and this is what transpired:
MMS: My PC has been attacked by this damn virus called RajaKani and I don’t know what to do. I have called over this Norton guy but, he seems to be helpless and is unable to find out where the virus originated from, though, I do have a vague idea that it might be TJ.
SG: What a coincidence, my PC is also under attack. I have told RG to get in touch with Simon Tech to come over to 10J and have a look.
PM the FM: Madam, Norton works for Simon Tech. And that reminds me, my PC is on the blink and I need to call up that Irish guy McAfee to sort it out.
SG: I don’t deal with employees, I like company…
RG: (in an aside to PeeVee) Poor mom, since RG Sr left us; she has been a bit lonely!
KSI BAL: Does a PC talk, no, not at all; silence is golden in Switzerland, ha, ha…
SG: One more crack like that and I will send you to Siberia without a sweater!
M ANISH: What a stupid duty, protect a PC that doesn’t even talk!
MMS: Son, you have to grow up to the reality of the situation! Want to become rich, you have to make sacrifices! Rabba, what has this younger generation come to?
A SONI: Now, I will have sleepless days…
SG: No wonder you are becoming rotund!
AMAR: I have AVji to protect me all the time and it is free!
MMS: What exactly is AVji?
AMAR: Amitabh Vachan!
RV: I have my guruji and he says PC is safe as long as we have a quick heal process available and he says it is indigenously made from herbs.
JAYAA: We should not allow such sub-standard PCs in our midst. I demand that PC be thrown out!
KK: Will you shut up you slut, you are drunk. How can we throw PC out, all our records are with PC, I will lose everything, even my wheel-chair…
MARANS: (in unison) we need PC and it is our bounden duty to protect…
KALLUMADI: What is all this ruckus about?
MMS: How the hell did you get into this conference, you don’t belong. Just get off…
KALLUMADI: The Super will not let me go anywhere other than the loo and the canteen!
PC: Why all this brouhaha, I’ll deal with this virus RajaKani and sort this thing out.
All in chorus: Oh God! PC has spoken, now we are truly & really sunk!
A POWER: Come to me children and learn the art of hiding! And, never depend on PC!
LALLU: And I will teach all of you how to act the idiot and keep the focus away from the issue!
Experience does matter and these last two guys have survived everything and everyone including CAG!!!
Tongue in Cheek by Kali
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