Indo-US Cooperation

INDO – US COOPERATION

First a secret operation by SG and then half the Union Cabinet and senior bureaucrats hobnobbing in the US of A followed now, by the External Affairs Minister’s one-on-one with Hillary, the Secretary of State. So it is coming true, India with all its riches hidden in the world’s tax havens has agreed in principle to help the US of A get out of its recession. The report on SG’s secret operation in the US of A has already been reported upon elsewhere and here is the insider information on the proceedings of the meeting of Hillary and Krishna!

Clingon: Hi Krishh!

Krishh: Hello, Clingon, how are we and let me get straight to the point, I am missing Hina.

Clingon: Well, unfortunately Hina was recalled by her country. But, you don’t have to worry, you still have Niru here.

Krishh: Oh well, ghar ki murgi dal barabar…

Clingon: What the heck is that?

Krishh: OK, I got the lowdown from SG and MMS and PM the FM. Can we get into the details?

Clingon: Yes, we have already disowned your western neighbor and we are (with a brave face) warning your big neighbor to handle you guys with kid gloves. Is that enough for starters?

Krishh: No, I was expecting grilled garlic prawns, but these peanuts are good enough. We would like you to do some arm-twisting and tell the chinky guys to keep off the Bay of Bengal and also let us dig for some black gold in the South China Sea off Vietnam.

Clingon: (again with a brave face) we’ll try our best. We have already identified locations in the Aleutian Islands and Key West for the tax havens. The infrastructure will be in place in the next two weeks.

Krishh: You need two weeks to set up two containers, ha, sorry, we need this to be done in two days and just put a name-board and lock up the containers. That’s all. There is no need to set up any fancy infrastructure requiring two weeks. These are fake offices, so let them look fake. No telephone, no fax, no staff, no internet, no nothing!!!

Clingon: Well OK, we needed two weeks as we don’t have the money to buy and transport the containers. We were expecting the first tranche from you guys in ten days from now. Why don’t you make a visit to these places? We have kept Marine One at your disposal.

Krishh: Is that so, now I miss Hina even more. We could have gone together.

Clingon: Here comes the main course!

Krishh: Corn on the cob, steamed rice, steamed chicken and ketchup!!! Shit, you guys are really deep into this recession thing!!!

Tongue in Cheek by Kali