Anna refuses to leave TJ and Govt in a quandary!

ANNA IN TAJ

PC: What is the latest on Anna?

Super: Sir, he is quite happy in TJ. He is teaching all the inmates how to conserve the environment and not to go back to crime like politicians do. He is also giving special lessons to Raja and Kani and the rest of the gang from the 2G series. He has got a promise from Balwa and Hasan via mobile that they will send $55 millions for development works in and around Ralegam Siddhi.

PC: Where did he get a mobile from?

Super: Sir, I was watching a MMS of some jail staff giving the third degree to a couple of inmates and he snatched the mobile from my hands and deleted the MMS and kept the mobile. He told me the ills of watching violent movies and how to maintain one’s calm even in a storm. Sir, if that is all, I wish to take leave, I need to hurry.

PC: Why, where are you going?

Super: To JP Park Sir.

MMS: (running in from the outside) PC, there is a wave of protests across the country asking us to release Anna. What do I do?

PC: Well, ahem, that is not our job; it is the Delhi Police who have to answer. I’ll call 100!

SG: What is that?

PC: Don’t bother. Nothing important!

Cymbal: Hey, they are setting fire to the Congress posters and also our HQ.

PC: Don’t shout like that, why don’t you call the Fire Station, they are on 101!

Soni: My gawd, so many people are getting injured in this melee and protest. Someone please help them or call for help!

PC: Call 108!

MMS: You are one cool hombre!

PC: If I were hot like Krishna, I would be handling Foreign Affairs and Hina…

SG: Who is that?

PC: Don’t bother. It is nothing important.

PM the FM: All the markets are tripping the lower limits. Do something you idiot!

PC: I can’t do everything here. I think I will play the fiddle like Nero did!!!

Passing Journo: So you guys do not take responsibility for all this?

PC: Of course not you imbecile, it is the CP of Delhi who is responsible.

PJ: In that case, wouldn’t it be prudent to make the CP of Delhi the HM like you PC?

PC: What a bright idea? Are you from ToI or HT?

PJ: No you idiot, I am from Dainik Bhaskar!

PC: What is that?

SG: Don’t bother, it is not important!!!

So that is how our country is governed folks. So, it is one for all and each one to himself!!!

Tongue in Cheek by Kali