Parasites

PARASITE PARADIGM

The latest parasite to be identified has been tentatively named BHO (please, to be confused with Barack Husein Obama). It belongs to the family Americaenus and genus Yaenkii. Its cellular and DNA makeup is yet to be diagnosed, however, it keeps company with Ticks, Lice, Tsetse Fly, Ringworm, Tapeworm, Roundworm, Guinea worm, etc. It is endemic to North America and is to be found in white house-like nests along the Potomac River. It has characteristics similar to every member of the family Americaenus and genus Yaenkii. It is suspected that this parasite has been in existence since 1945 when it was first discovered feeding on the living dead in Germany and Japan. Some traces were found in Italy also but, it disappeared soon after as it cannot withstand any onslaught with garlic. Apart from garlic there is no known antidote or exterminator. It was later traced to places like Koreas, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Egypt, Libya, Singapore, Philippines, Canada, UK, Russia (post break up of Soviet Union), Israel, etc. While the Koreas, Vietnam, Cambodia & Laos have been able to exterminate it, other countries are fighting a losing battle. UK, Singapore, Philippines, Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Russia have become subservient to it and no longer resist its ill effects. Iraq, Afghanistan, Egypt and Libya have been a little more successful in getting rid of this pest. Pakistan is still fighting and transmuting the parasites to India in an attempt to get rid of it. Pakistan has also found another antidote (better than garlic) in Chinky Chinks, but so far, unsuccessful. It is believed that there are 400 to 500 million of them and anyone who decides to make home in North America gets mutated into a similar parasite. Since 2001, this parasite could be kept in check by a competing parasite from the family Osaemia, however, the fertilizer ‘Dust Bin Laden’ has been taken out and the regeneration of parasites of the family Osaemia is now doubtful. Anyone who can find a solution for exterminating these parasites can be assured of a Nobel Prize and Magsaysay Award as well as being in the Limca Book of Records and Guinness Records.

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The parasite has been partially analyzed and the following sub-genus found:

WASP (to be confused with White Anglo Saxon Protestant)

YO (black in color and with curly hair over its head which further act as a home for other parasites)

TEXMEX (they have antennae like a mouche and can only feast on amigos)

BROWNIE (these are like immigrants from South Asia)

CHINKY (yellow colored variety)