Obama is down and out!

OBAMA PHAS GAYA RE!

Obama is sitting by the window in the Oval Office despondent and contemplating how to deal with the debt burden. After a while, his attention is drawn by a rustling sound and he turned his head and almost fainted. He saw right in front of his desk, the tall figure of Osama seated regally and with the faintest of smirk on his face. Obama took some time to recover from the shock and he finally blurted out ‘whaaat de ‘ell?’ Upon this, Osama sneered, ‘I told ya that I will destroy you and your country. It is happening now isn’t it? But I can help!!!’ After a few minutes of hushed talk he disappeared.

Obama immediately called for a Congressional session and made this statement: “We now have the solution for all the ills plaguing our great nation. Osama has offered his wealth to help us restructure our debt. The only catch is that I marry all his widows!”

The conversion ceremony is in Riyadh tomorrow at 0600 local time. The wedding is in Nairobi tomorrow at 0830 local time well before NYSE and NASDAQ open for trades.

Tongue in Cheek by Kali