With the impending reshuffle, New Delhi is abuzz with gossip, speculation and palpitating hearts. Overheard in a corner of Sansad Bhavan:
MMS: I don’t even have a mobile. How do I keep up with the happenings?
PC: I don’t even have a pc. How do I keep up with the happenings?
FM: I can only get music on my radio. Damn these I & B fellows, why can’t they allow news on FM?
AM: I get all the news I want…..only it is more than two days old. Damn these AIR guys!
IM: I am….
The rest in chorus: Yes, yes, we all know who you are!
PM: I have already offered to resign thanks to my MA++ and AA+ ratings.
SG: OK children here they all are…please meet RG the new PM and PeeVee the new AM!
MMS: What about RV?
SG: Oh, RV will be the new GJ!
All in chorus: What in hell is that?
SG: Ghar Jamai.
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