THE ROAD MORE TRAVELLED
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS SALES TAX
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS ROAD TAX
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SELL CARS
THE PEOPLE WANT TO PAY SALES TAX
THE PEOPLE WANT TO PAY ROAD TAX
THE PEOPLE WANT TO BUY CARS
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS WIDE ROADS
THE PEOPLE WANT WIDE ROADS
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS LAND
THE PEOPLE WILL NOT LET GO OF LAND
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS SMOOTH TRAFFIC
THE PEOPLE WANT A PLACE TO PARK
PARALLEL, ANGULAR OR PERPENDICULAR BE DAMNED
PARK AS YOU PLEASE, HELTER SKELTER OR DOUBLE DOES NOT MATTER
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS PARKING FEE, ENTRY RESTRICTIONS AND PEDESTRIAN PLAZAS
THE PEOPLE SAY NO VOTES
THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT TO STOP SALE OF VEHICLES
THE PEOPLE – POTS OF MONEY – DO NOT WANT TO STOP BUYING VEHICLES
SO
THE BIKERS OWN THE ROAD
THE CAR DRIVERS OWN THE ROAD
THE KTC BUSES OWN THE ROAD
THE MINI BUSES OWN THE ROAD
THE TRUCKERS OWN THE ROAD
THE HAWKERS OWN THE ROAD
THE MINERS SAY THE ROADS ARE MINE
BUT THE TIPPERS AND TIPPLERS ARE THE KINGS OF THE ROAD
THE PEDESTRIANS BE DAMNED!
BUT AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE
DRIVING IN GOA IS STILL A PLEASURE
JUST DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDERS TO KNOW THE FACT
SO DRIVE ON LIKE YOU OWN THE ROAD!
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SCAMSTERS
HAMSTERS EAT GREENS AND MULTIPLY AT A PROLIFIC RATE
SO DO RATS AND GUINEA PIGS
OUR SCAMSTERS ARE LIKE THE HAMSTERS – THEY EAT GREENBACKS AND ARE MULTIPLYING AT A PROLIFIC RATE
WHISTLE BLOWERS ARE THE RATS
AND US……………………………THE GUINEA PIGS, OF COURSE!
I AM YEDDY NOT A REDDY
I AM LIKE YOGI BEAR NOT A TEDDY
I LIKE IRON FROM BELLARY
WHICH I TAKE IN MY LAARY
I DON’T LIKE TO SAY SAARY
I PREFER SUSUMA TO UPPUMA
ARE WE A DEMOCRACY?
JALLIANWALA BAGH IS IN OUR HISTORY BOOKS
PAINTING THE BRITISH AS CROOKS
BLUESTAR WAS BY INDIANS
FOR INDIANS AGAINST INDIANS
TIANENMEN SQUARE WAS IN FAR OFF BEIJING
OUR NETAS CRIED FOUL BUT THE COMMIES DID NOT SING
NOW WE HAVE RAMLILA GROUND
SO THE NEW GENERATIONS MAY NOTE WHERE WE ARE BOUND
TRUST IS LOST
AT WHAT COST
PEOPLE HAVE GONE CRAZY
ASKING – ARE WE A DEMOCRACY?
OBAMA’S MISERY
OBAMA IS CONFINED TO BARRACKS AT ARLINGTON
OSAMA IS CONFINED TO HELL (WASHINGTON)
OBAMA WANTS MONEY
OSAMA’S WIDOWS HAVE MONEY
GET THE PICTURE, BUT, MICHELLE IS PLAYING HARDINGTON
PAK’S FM IS INDIAN
HINA RABBANI KHAR
VISITED MUMBAI ESPECIALLY KHAR
HER FATHER WAS FROM MUMBAI
SAID HER KHAR-WALI TAI
HE IS AN ACTOR BY NAME ANUPAM KHER
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