Saturday, 13 August 2011

Time Pass Poems


THE ROAD MORE TRAVELLED

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS SALES TAX
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS ROAD TAX
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO SELL CARS

THE PEOPLE WANT TO PAY SALES TAX
THE PEOPLE WANT TO PAY ROAD TAX
THE PEOPLE WANT TO BUY CARS

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS WIDE ROADS
THE PEOPLE WANT WIDE ROADS
THE GOVERNMENT WANTS LAND
THE PEOPLE WILL NOT LET GO OF LAND

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS SMOOTH TRAFFIC
THE PEOPLE WANT A PLACE TO PARK
PARALLEL, ANGULAR OR PERPENDICULAR BE DAMNED
PARK AS YOU PLEASE, HELTER SKELTER OR DOUBLE DOES NOT MATTER

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS PARKING FEE, ENTRY RESTRICTIONS AND PEDESTRIAN PLAZAS
THE PEOPLE SAY NO VOTES

THE GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT TO STOP SALE OF VEHICLES
THE PEOPLE – POTS OF MONEY – DO NOT WANT TO STOP BUYING VEHICLES

SO
THE BIKERS OWN THE ROAD
THE CAR DRIVERS OWN THE ROAD
THE KTC BUSES OWN THE ROAD
THE MINI BUSES OWN THE ROAD
THE TRUCKERS OWN THE ROAD
THE HAWKERS OWN THE ROAD
THE MINERS SAY THE ROADS ARE MINE
BUT THE TIPPERS AND TIPPLERS ARE THE KINGS OF THE ROAD
THE PEDESTRIANS BE DAMNED!

BUT AFTER ALL IS SAID AND DONE
DRIVING IN GOA IS STILL A PLEASURE
JUST DRIVE ACROSS THE BORDERS TO KNOW THE FACT

SO DRIVE ON LIKE YOU OWN THE ROAD!
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SCAMSTERS

HAMSTERS EAT GREENS AND MULTIPLY AT A PROLIFIC RATE
SO DO RATS AND GUINEA PIGS
OUR SCAMSTERS ARE LIKE THE HAMSTERS – THEY EAT GREENBACKS AND ARE MULTIPLYING AT A PROLIFIC RATE
WHISTLE BLOWERS ARE THE RATS
AND US……………………………THE GUINEA PIGS, OF COURSE!

YEDDY THE TEDDY

I AM YEDDY NOT A REDDY
I AM LIKE YOGI BEAR NOT A TEDDY
I LIKE IRON FROM BELLARY
WHICH I TAKE IN MY LAARY
I DON’T LIKE TO SAY SAARY
I PREFER SUSUMA TO UPPUMA

ARE WE A DEMOCRACY?

JALLIANWALA BAGH IS IN OUR HISTORY BOOKS
PAINTING THE BRITISH AS CROOKS

BLUESTAR WAS BY INDIANS
FOR INDIANS AGAINST INDIANS

TIANENMEN SQUARE WAS IN FAR OFF BEIJING
OUR NETAS CRIED FOUL BUT THE COMMIES DID NOT SING

NOW WE HAVE RAMLILA GROUND
SO THE NEW GENERATIONS MAY NOTE WHERE WE ARE BOUND

TRUST IS LOST
AT WHAT COST

PEOPLE HAVE GONE CRAZY
ASKING – ARE WE A DEMOCRACY?

OBAMA’S MISERY

OBAMA IS CONFINED TO BARRACKS AT ARLINGTON
OSAMA IS CONFINED TO HELL (WASHINGTON)
OBAMA WANTS MONEY
OSAMA’S WIDOWS HAVE MONEY
GET THE PICTURE, BUT, MICHELLE IS PLAYING HARDINGTON

PAK’S FM IS INDIAN

HINA RABBANI KHAR
VISITED MUMBAI ESPECIALLY KHAR
HER FATHER WAS FROM MUMBAI
SAID HER KHAR-WALI TAI
HE IS AN ACTOR BY NAME ANUPAM KHER

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