IPADS
The iPads and similar contraptions have become so common in urban areas that the sales have started taking a dip. So Steve told his entire salesmen to spread out into the rural areas and sell as many as possible before Samsung beat them at their own game. Here is a salesman desperately trying to sell an iPad to a farmer in Buffalo, NY:
Desperate Salesman: Knock, knock
Prospective Customer: Who’s there (while opening the door)?
DS: Would you like an ipad?
PC: No thanks, I already have a pad. That’s where you have come to.
DS: No, no. I mean an ipad; say like a pad on which you can write anything.
PC: (calling to his wife) Emma, are we out of note pads?
E: (from somewhere inside) No. I still have plenty of them. ‘Whisper’ or something. Why, is that a tampon salesman?
PC: You heard that!
DS: (going pink in the face) I am here with some models of ipads, say something like Samsung Galaxy.
PC: Yeah, I heard that song sung by Sam. It was OK.
DS: (by now red in the face) Not songs, I mean pads…
PC: Give me a sec, I got to let the cows out into the paddock.
After 10 mins…
DS: OK, now about that ipad..
PC: Wait a min, I forgot to put that padlock on the paddock gate…
After 15 mins…
DS: (by now crimson in the face) now about the ipad…
PC: Emma, someone’s come by to do the padding in our bedroom.
E: Oh, alright, let him come in and start the work.
DS: (by now black in the face and sputtering) do you even understand what I am saying…
PC: Eh…
E: (coming to the door) he’s stone deaf!
The DS, by now exasperated, ran out of the farm and head on into a Samsung salesman.
PS: Now we have iPad2
Tongue in Cheek by Kali
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