Bugs in FM's office

OVERHEARD IN NORTH BLOCK

FM: THERE ARE TOO MANY BUGS IN MY OFFICE

PM: VERY TYPICAL BONG. EVEN WITH AC ON, YOU KEEP WINDOWS OPEN

FM: NO, NO, NOTHING TO DO WITH MY COMPUTER. IT IS THESE DAMN BUGS

PM: CLOSE ALL WINDOWS

FM: HOW CAN I FUNCTION WITHOUT COMPUTER

PM: HE RABBA! STOP BUGGING ME

FM: I WILL GET SOME FLIT

PM: AND STOP FLITTING ABOUT IN MY OFFICE

A WHILE LATER…

FM: THE FLIT WAS USELESS, NOW I AM GOING TO HIT THEM…

PM: WHAT!

FM: WITH THE TAX MEN

PM: WHAT’S WITH THE TAX GUYS, WHY DON’T YOU TRY THE UNTOUCHABLES

FM: THE IB IS TOO RAW. NO, NO, DEFINITELY NO! I PREFER MY OWN BACKYARD

PM: WHY DON’T YOU JUST SWAT THEM

FM: I SPOKE TO THE NSG AND ALL THEIR SWAT TEAMS ARE OUT ON R & R

PM: I MEAN BUY A SWATTER

FM: IN SUMMER. I WILL BUY ONE JUST BEFORE WINTER

PM: METHINKS YOU ARE GOING SENILE

FM: WHY EGYPT, I CAN SEE NILE ON THE INTERNET ANYTIME

PM: HE RABBA! THAT’S IT! I AM SHIFTING YOU TO WRITER’S BUILDING. YOU NEED MOTHER’S LOVE.