The Raja of G-scams

THE RAJA OF G-SCAMS

The Raja wanted PC and MMS in the court. The judges agreed and directed his lawyer accordingly. The next day, when Raja took the stand, he found, to his astonishment, a PC and a Blackberry positioned for his instant use. He glared at his lawyer and then the judges and yelled that he did not mean this. He also glared at the Press enclosure and yelled at them ‘you are misrepresenting me in the media and everyone is misunderstanding me’. Whereupon, the judges directed Raja to remove his glares!!!

PC defended himself by saying that he was used by Raja for sending e-mails, some of them malicious. MMS went running to SG, held her pallu/chunni (the reader has an option here) and cried like a baby and SG thought it was the ring-tone of RG’s cell phone. The bureaucrats allegedly involved in this entire imbroglio stated that they did not see any files or make notings as they were busy filing their nails. Everyone from SG to the AG wanted this issue to be swept away or swept under the carpet. Unfortunately, the carpet cleaners at Carpets & Accoutrements Grooming (CAG) found too much under the carpet in Raja’s durbar and hence, the need for a scapegoat. As the Democratic Movement for Karunanadu (DMK), whose member this Raja was, had no qualms in sacrificing their black sheep, the powers that be at Dilli lost no time in incarcerating the Raja. To make the entire episode believable, the DMK also sacrificed other black sheep (they had plenty of them in their farm near Chennai) in their fold, to wit, ‘Can I have more’ and ‘Pitiable Wealthy Moron’. The powers that be at Dilli wanted the ewe that was generating these black sheep but, surprisingly, the DMK held back saying that the ewe could only say ‘baa baa’ that too in their lingo!

The Swiss rolled into the scenario and committed to tell the world that they had been deploying in their financial system a couple of billion dollars worth of interest-free rupees. This gave the Delhi Belly to SG, MMS and PM the FM. They immediately put a censor on the Press as they expected that No Man’s Isle, Bahamamas, Maoritius and others would take a cue from the Swiss roll and come out with their own estimates of interest-free rupees in their financial systems.

Switch to 2020

The black sheep in DMK’s farm have been eliminated. ‘Pitiable Wealthy Moron’ was released from custody in 2017 as nothing was found against him and he is now settled in No Man’s Isle. ‘Can I have more’ married the Jail Super of TJ and is permanently settled over there. The Raja of G-Scams is now reduced to penury and is found wandering around G-Kailash in Dilli wearing only a G-string. PM who was the FM is back in the City of Joy and gets a lot of mother’s love. SG has returned to Italy taking RG, PeeVee and RV in tow to avoid facing the ignominy of deportation. And MMS – he is back to giving Multi Media Presentations on how to be an inert PM!!!

Switch back to the present

Wake up. You have spent enough time reading your emails, taking cat naps and sipping too many coffees.  Get back to work!

Tongue in Cheek by Kali