Dancing Divas

NEWS ITEM: A SELECTION TRIAL WILL BE CONDUCTED AT RAMLILA GROUNDS IN DILLI ON 25TH JULY 2011 BY SONY, ZEE, STAR, COLOURS, ZOOM, GEMINI (SUN HAS BEEN OSTRACISED) TO SELECT THE BEST IMPROMPTU DANCER. THIS IS FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT ALL BROADCAST MAJORS ARE GETTING THEIR ACT TOGETHER FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL AND SWARAJ-YA. AND YES, YOU SHOULD BE CAPABLE OF WAKING THE DEAD WITH YOUR JATKAS AND MATKAS! THE COMPETITION IS OPEN TO ALL INDIAN CITIZENS WHO HAVE LOST THEIR SENSIBILITIES, HAVE GAINED WEIGHT AT THE EXPENSE OF OTHERS, HAVE A THICK HEAD, HAVE BEADY EYES, HAVE THUNDEROUS THIGHS AND ARE ABLE TO MISTAKE A POPULAR SONG FOR A PATRIOTIC SONG. LAST CHANCE, LAST CHANCE! COME ONE, COME ALL! COME WITH YOUR BABA OR COME WITH YOUR ANNA OR AMMA. BE THERE IN YOUR GHASTLIEST OUTFIT AND IF YOU DO NOT HAVE ANY JUST VISIT YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD BSP OUTLET (IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW, IT IS IN A GARISH PINK). THE PANEL OF JUDGES CONSISTS OF EVERY EMINENT PERSONALITY IN THE FIELD OF ENTERTAINMENT (POLITICS FOR YOU) CUTTING ACROSS PARTY AFFILIATIONS. THIS IN ITSELF IS AN ASTOUNDING ACHIEVEMENT. JAI HIND. Tongue in Cheek by Kali