S & P

STANDARD AND POOR

The US of A got rocking with anger, frustration and hate as some guys called Standard and Poor shot down the sovereign credit rating from its ivory tower and brought it down to mother earth. The chinks thought it was in bad taste calling noodles as pasta and threatened to pull out of US of A. The japs, the ruskies, the braazies and others followed suit along with the lot who produce oil slicks. This led the US of A to rock some more and also bow down to all these guys, whereas, earlier it used to boss over them. The following is supposedly what transpired between all the characters in this play acting opera called G8 + G20 + BRICS:

Standard: Hey Poor, just look at them go for each other’s throats…

Poor: Ha ha! Betcha, they never thought such a thing could happen.

Obamama: I would like nothing better than make these two guys croak.

Hill Ary: Well that’s what they did and see what’s happened!

Who (Hu): Wot ees crock?

Sir Cozy: There are no ethics or standards these days, why are they getting after us poor guys? Where is the that damn Dom Perignon?

Berlo Scone: Why don’t you join me for a cozy party? My personal wealth is intact. I learnt a lot from those Indian guys. Keep the country in debt and amass personal wealth!

Spanish Spam: Oh no, no more bull fights. I lost all my money on this stupid bull on Wall Street. I don’t have anything for the bears either now. Where is my paella?

Nip: First the earthquake, then the tsunami, then Fuckushima and now this. Why can’t Obamama give back all our money and bugger off?

Putin the Puny: I am not small, I have big one at my dacha. I gave big party to Obamama once at my dacha and now what does he do…take my money! How will I be able to buy vodka now? I may have to satisfy myself with that stupid English drink called gin!!!

Back home in our very own G8 meeting at 10J:

MMS: So you see, despite all the ill-timed remarks against us, we are the only ones to survive without a care in the world. Our money is intact as it is in gold. Thank Rabba that we like gold so much. Ha ha!

SG: Hail the yellow metal. Now we have much more than what is there in Fort Knox!

PM the FM: Fort Knox has got knocked over. Ha!

MMS: As far as we are concerned, S & P has no standard and are very poor in economics!!!

Lallu: Why do we allow Facebook, what is this triple A rating, where are these guys Standard and Poor, where are all my children?

Tongue in Cheek by Kali